Am I "Green Latern" Hero with 2 Broken Wood Chairs

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I remember Elaine Benes of Seinfeld 90s television series fame (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), saying about a City short term flame was cash poor man and had broken chairs in his apartment. A one liner by Elaine was, that she "thought he was the Green Lantern" comic strip character to Jerry.

In 2010s I discovered my sad sister unscrewing legs on my dining table chairs when she was staying over visiting me. For some time now I have had to face either fixing or tossing these broken wood chairs instead of keep them upside down in my apartment like I have, hoping for a nicer lady to...